Conversations from the Backseat

I have realized something entertaining about kids ... They have funny conversations in the car. That is, when they aren't just too silly to bear. Anyway, this is a particularly cute one between H & P:

H: Are you going to get married?

P: Yes, but not to anyone I know yet.

H: You know, you are going to have to kiss on the lips at your wedding.

P: That is so disgusting.

H: Yes, but it is just once. Then you don't ever have to do it again.

silence while both contemplate whether marriage is really worth it afterall

P: I don't want my wife to look at me a lot.

H: Well, she'll HAVE to look at you.

P: Yeah, I guess she will until she gets use to me.